September 2010
1 post
3 tags
The best responses to Stephen Hawking's latest...
I’m going to keep updating this list of the best responses from religious diehards I’ve seen on Twitter and other places to Stephen Hawking’s latest claim that a god is not necessary to explain the origin of the universe, just because I find them entertaining. (New entries are added to the top of the list, by the way). if “spontaneous creation” happened because of...
Sep 3rd
7 notes
August 2010
4 posts
Aug 14th
Aug 5th
5 notes
5 tags
The Tapbots Multitasking Workaround
Tapbots, if you haven’t heard of them (which I found doubtful), are an iOS application development company run by designer Mark Jardine and programmer Paul Haddad. I’ve had the pleasure of beta testing a few of their applications, and I own and love everything they’ve created to date. That said, my favorite application of theirs thus far is Pastebot, which allows you to sync...
Aug 4th
2 notes
4 tags
On Jailbreaking and JailbreakMe.com
As you’re probably aware (because if you’re reading this, you probably follow me on Twitter, and if you follow me on Twitter, you’re either delusional and think I’m funny or you’re interested in Apple stuff), jailbreaking the iPhone has been ruled legal and a new vulnerability in iOS’ PDF reader has been exploited for the second web-based iDevice jailbreak so...
Aug 4th
3 notes
6 tags
Block-based UIAlertViews
Using UIAlertViews gets a bit annoying. You basically have to instantiate one and configure it, set its delegate to something that implements the UIAlertViewDelegate protocol. After that, you have to implement a method that gets called by the alert view when the user taps a button, and handle the button press. However! If you’re developing for iOS 4 or later, you now have the ability to use...
Aug 1st
5 notes
July 2010
5 posts
WatchWatch
Hyperactive puppy + iPhone 4 front camera.
Jul 31st
3 notes
1 tag
Massive Ultra Super Epic Awesome Q&A Post #1
Q: SADFHKJLBAJ3H98B BH900 IJGJFDASFAJSDFASDF i want follower thing in terminal please that thing weil lhepl me unfolaw peeazpd on twiataer LAOWERNUIFFFFFFFFFFFF (Anonymous) A: I’m not even going to dignify that with an answer except to say that no. Q: Chicken? (Anonymous) A: Chicken is okay. Never been a huge fan, but it’s okay.* Q: Have I improved in your twitter script? I...
Jul 29th
2 notes
3 tags
Jul 29th
204 notes
4 tags
Get Free Apple Stuff [Stealing Superguide]
After a flood of reader emails, we’ve developed this how-to guide about getting as many free Apple devices as you want. Disclaimer: Anshu Chimala strongly opposes stealing Apple stuff, we think people should remunerate Apple for their hard work. However, we also recognize that it can sometimes be useful to steal before you buy. If you use the guide, keep in mind that you do so at your...
Jul 27th
May 2010
1 post
Deciding who to follow
A lot of you ask me on Twitter, “WAI WUNT U FOLLAW ME????” and I never seem to have a good answer. This is because the people I follow on Twitter must meet a level of very fuzzily-defined criteria that I myself am not entirely sure of. As a response, I came up with a formula that weights various aspects of a single tweet and based on those computes a tweet value. A program samples...
May 23rd
April 2010
13 posts
1 tag
OH SHI- →
Current status: Eating these words - http://anshuchimala.tumblr.com/post/529365312/iphone-4g
Apr 20th
2 notes
1 tag
BREAKING: Engadget iPhone 4G leaked photos...
The results have been posted here: http://cl.ly/UsA
Apr 19th
1 tag
iPhone 4G evidence surfaces. Extreme blurriness...
So, Engadget has tried to make up for their purported iPhone 4G leak (widely believed to have been a Japanese knockoff) with the following image, which actually was a leak of the iPad: What are you supposed to be seeing here? Well, at the top right, you should see the top half of what appears to be a weird-looking iPhone. I enhanced it to the best of my abilities, and… Oh crap. That...
Apr 18th
1 tag
iPhone 4G?
Yeah, no. Troll harder, Engadget.
Apr 18th
Apr 17th
Apr 17th
3 notes
“<link>once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary,...”
– http://bash.org/?120296
Apr 17th
“<JonJonB> The troll couldn’t feel Harry hanging there, but even a...”
– http://bash.org/?111338 I don’t think I’ve ever laughed this hard in my entire life.
Apr 17th
Apr 15th
WANT TWEETIE 2 FOR OS X?
HELL YEAH YOU DO DOWNLOAD THAT CRAP HERE FOR FREE RIGHT NOW (Requires Mac OS X 10.6+)
Apr 15th
3 notes
http://cl.ly/PNY Don’t use that judgmental tone with me, OS X. You forced my hand.
Apr 14th
3 notes
Apr 14th
3 notes
Hello, world!
FIRST LOLOLOL
Apr 14th